I had a few thoughts on a certain baseball mascot yesterday. Rather than flesh that out, I’ll just repost my tweets here. Enjoy!
Baseball's worst mascot gets stiffed by his own team. https://t.co/MYXEZNYAtB
— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016
-What mascot should our baseball team have?
-How about a big baseball…
-Go on…
-With, like, a human body?
-Jackpot.— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016
-And what facial expression should the representative of our mostly losing team have?
-A perpetual grin?
-Rictus! Yes, perfect!— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016
-And he should have a clever name. Our team is called the Mets, so–
-Mr. Met.
-Nailed it.— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016