There has been a strange divide between the two major parties this year. The Republicans have seen record numbers watch their primary debates, while the Democrats have tried their best to make sure no one witnesses theirs. Even Vox, the notorious apologists for the Democrats in general and the Clintons in particular, admits that scheduling a debate in Iowa on a Saturday night when Iowa football is on is sketchy. But it’s not the result of bad planning, it’s the result of a bad candidate, Hillary Clinton, and the party machine’s desire to protect her from scrutiny. And it is lost on no one that Clinton’s own party thinks the best way to help her win is to never let anyone see her.
A presidential debate scheduled at 9pm on a Saturday for minimum viewership is definitely one way of symbolizing freedom
— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) November 15, 2015
The DNC should flash "YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING" over the screen every 15 seconds to make sure no one pays attention tonight.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 15, 2015
This debate was on CBS, and moderated by John Dickerson, to general acclaim:
Dickerson playing for keeps tonight.
— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) November 15, 2015
Resolved: John Dickerson should moderate all debates.
#DemDebate
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 15, 2015
Boy, John Dickerson is really winning this debate.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 15, 2015
The debate began with opening statements. In hers, Clinton sought once more to assure the American people that she is not a robot:
— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) November 15, 2015
"I am a real person! I am not a flesh-covered titanium combat skeleton! HUGS!" Jesus, that was a weird quote, Hilary. #DemDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 15, 2015
The people remain skeptical:
I see the HillaryBot is running Program 37.B hillary.somber.exe
— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) November 15, 2015
Once the debates started, the questions naturally turned to the ISIS murders in Paris and the wider question of war on Islamic fundamentalist terror. Clinton tried to sound tough, tougher than President Obama, just as she did when she ran against him in 2008:
Hillary calls for defeat not containment of ISIS–separates herself from Obama's word.
— Larry Sabato (@LarrySabato) November 15, 2015
Bernie Sanders turned, as all old Bolshies do, to the past, highlighting the various misdeeds of the nation he seeks to lead:
Here we go with Allende
— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) November 15, 2015
Sanders is speaking like a fellow who studied for the wrong test.
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) November 15, 2015
Martin O’Malley said some things:
O'Malley's going to pull out a guitar and sing "You've Got a Friend." #DemDebate
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 15, 2015
Martin O'Malley is like the fictional president on one of those nondescript network dramas that gets cancelled after four episodes.
— Peter Suderman (@petersuderman) November 15, 2015
Generally, the output was underwhelming:
i feel trapped in a community college teachers lounge.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 15, 2015
OMalley: You gave money to rebuild iraq to alot of shitty people
Clinton: yes but we gave them alot of money.
Round 1 goes to Clinton
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) November 15, 2015
The candidates next turned to their tax plans, which no one believed:
Dems are being a bit dishonest by proposing large new programs but insisting we won’t have middle-class tax increases.
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) November 15, 2015
Hillary basically just said in different vocabulary exactly what Trump says — we're gonna have a fabulous plan that will cost nothing!
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 15, 2015
HRC does not want to tax "hard-working middle class families". What about sticking it to lazy middle-class families?
— Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) November 15, 2015
They talked about reform of the financial industry, which let to the first interesting question of the night: is Hillary Clinton owned by Wall Street? Sanders says yes:
Shorter Bernie Sanders on Hillary's Wall Street donors: "What are we? All fucking stupid or what?"
— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) November 15, 2015
"Not good enough." Boom. @SenSanders is right on this one, sorry. Hilary's too tied to Wall Street. #DemDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 15, 2015
Clinton offered an unusual counterargument: 9/11?
Hillary took campaign contributions from Wall St. to rebuke the terrorists?
— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) November 15, 2015
Have never seen a candidate invoke 9/11 to justify millions of Wall Street donations. Until now. @HillaryClinton #DemDebate
— Andy Grewal (@AndyGrewal) November 15, 2015
Shorter Hillary: "Goldman Sachs paid me $200,000 per speech because of 9/11." Vile. #DemDebate
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) November 15, 2015
O’Malley joined Sanders’s criticism, then touted his his own bona fides:
O'Malley chimes in, I have literally no donors large or small so I'm not beholden to anyone.
— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) November 15, 2015
Sanders and O’Malley called for the forward-thinking innovation of re-enacting laws from 1933:
reinstate glass seagull pic.twitter.com/udttq9onqx
— Ruth Graham (@publicroad) November 15, 2015
This was difficult for Clinton to agree with, since her husband had worked to repeal the act in question in 1999. Plus, you know, she’s owned by Wall Street:
Historic reminder that Hillary Clinton's husband:
REPEALED Glass/Steagal
SIGNED The Defense of Marriage Act
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) November 15, 2015
In closing, the candidates reminded the viewer of their strengths.
Sanders called for more “free” stuff:
Bernie Sanders: In 2015 we should look at a college diploma the way we did at a HS diploma 50 years ago. Problem: this is already true.
— Megan McArdle (@asymmetricinfo) November 15, 2015
Clinton emphasized her age and her proximity to important things:
"I come from the '60s. Long time ago" was basically the Obama campaign against Clinton
— Ben Smith (@BuzzFeedBen) November 15, 2015
Hillary Clinton: I have been near major decisions
— TheModernMan (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 15, 2015
O’Malley said something, but even he wasn’t paying attention:
O'Malley talking about the utopia of Baltimore. #DemDebate
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 15, 2015
"I just caught myself in the monitor and I am ridiculously handsome. Wow." — O'Malley #ClosingStatements #DemDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 15, 2015
There was not much said here, and not many people watched it. The only real take-away was in the most ridiculous item of the night:
Good night. Need to sleep on notion that scores died on 9/11 so that @HillaryClinton could raise money on Wall Street
— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) November 15, 2015
Fortunately, Democrats will have a chance to revisit the issue in their next two debates, to be held on the Saturday before Christmas and on a Sunday in January, opposite an NFL playoff game.