I had a few thoughts on a certain baseball mascot yesterday. Rather than flesh that out, I’ll just repost my tweets here. Enjoy!

Baseball's worst mascot gets stiffed by his own team. https://t.co/MYXEZNYAtB

— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016

-What mascot should our baseball team have?
-How about a big baseball…
-Go on…
-With, like, a human body?
-Jackpot.

— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016

-And what facial expression should the representative of our mostly losing team have?
-A perpetual grin?
-Rictus! Yes, perfect!

— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016

-And he should have a clever name. Our team is called the Mets, so–
-Mr. Met.
-Nailed it.

— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) April 13, 2016